Ellie J.

A very normal human. Left handed. Collector of certifications, blankets, and haunted objects. Co-host of The Devil’s Dirtstar and Oh the G.O.D podcasts. Makes ok art by using her opposable human thumbs. Was homeschooled by German llamas in the Tennessee wilderness. Voted “most likely to survive the apocalypse” three years running. Would tell you if she was three pygmy goats in a trenchcoat.