George Snoory/George Knappy

This week, the Onion buys Infowars, there's another report on UFOs (or UAPs if you wanna be that way) that sheds zero light on anything, and Angelo subjects himself to the Netflix documentary Investigation Alien.

• The Onion buys conspiracy theory site Infowars with plans to make it ‘very funny, very stupid’ | Media | The Guardian
• New Pentagon report on UFOs includes hundreds of new incidents but no evidence of aliens - ABC News
• Watch Investigation Alien | Netflix Official Site